Brian vs. The Ladies In The Red Hats

from Lincoln's Hat by Horchata Network

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The Ladies In The Red Hats stole my recipe
For double smoked thuringer and sauerkraut
I will find their secret hideaway
Right then and there we will have it out.

The Ladies In The Red Hats took my booth
At the annual arts and crafts bazaar
I've had that spot for the last ten years
It's the best location you can have by far.

I know they number in the tens of thousands
And I am just one man
But if they think that I'm taking this lying down
They'll just have to understand
I'll never back down from a fight when I know that I'm right
And I usually am.
I never give in if I think I can win
And I always think I can.

He always thinks he can.

The Ladies In The Red Hats drove their
'99 Cadillac Escalade across my lawn.
They left behind a purple boa
So I know it was them even though they had gone.

Don't know what I did to ignite this ugly war,
But I'm tired of getting pushed around.
I won't take it any more.

I'll never back down from a fight when I know that I'm right
and I usually am.
I never give in if I think I can win
and I always think I can.

He always thinks he can.

I know where they go for Sunday brunch,
It's a cozy little diner on the edge of town.
They have their routines, they're fairly predictable,
It won't be hard to hunt them down.

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from Lincoln's Hat, released March 1, 2018
Music and Lyrics by Brian Fife

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